Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Waxed/Vexed mouse

My neighborhood library "Agave"  is my secret haven for the last couple of months.It is a small cozy place tucked in the corner behind a grove of mesquite trees.It symbolizes a place of comfort, solitude, free books and DVDs for me.
The librarian -Richard is a kind soul who is blessed with a balding head and a twinkle in is light grey eyes  which makes me always wonder whats buzzing underneath his graying temples. He has been at this very library for the last 8 years since his retirement. He takes great pride in sharing stories about how it rained cats and dogs the day the  foundation stone was laid and how in no time he had all kinds of people flocking in the corridors of the library .
Richard maybe happy about his visitors but since the last week there are a bunch of visitors that have been the reason he is popping aspirin as m n m's.
There is apparently a new mouse family in the library who get their nourishment from Shakespeare ballads and Newton’s theorem alike.So three days back when I went in to drop off the books I noticed the distraught look in Richard’s face. He shared his woes about the "brown" clan .I decided to jump in and figure a way out.
I went to the home depot and looked for all kinds of traps I couldn't bring myself to kill them . After looking the talents of many locals’ artists i decided to go with one that looked like an open book which had sticky pages.The idea is that the mice would get stuck on them and can be safely moved to their own sanctuaries.
Richard said he had notice 5 baby mice and 6 adult mice.so we placed the traps in different sections .I placed two in "romance”, one in "fiction" and a couple in children section.
We switched off all the lights and closed for the day .
In the morning we found a mouse stuck in the trap placed in the romance section and the rest of the traps remained untouched . I high-fived with Richard .The mouse was pretty calm his beady eyes looked unperturbed by our presence .We took the trap/books and placed them outside the library near the manhole waiting for it to run off.It just couldn't move .I went back to my car trunk and got my bachii (Taiko stick) and poked at the mouse nudging him to move but that didn't help either . Richard took over and poked harder with the stick and wallah.
We had a mouse with well waxed bottoms.
So much for all the Brazilian wax advertisements that flood radio stations.
Romance section seems to have been a hit so we planted another set the next day but caught none. In fact they all seem to have vanished.
My theories with Richard range from either the mice pride themselves in being the furry clan and didn't like our services or for all you know they might have gone to get the rest of their clan for the Brazilian wax .
We will see.
=)

10 comments:

  1. mouse getting waxed ..lol

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  2. Next time, google for humane mouse trap...Does not hurt the mouse...You get them in walmart and other stores...! http://www.amazon.com/Mice-Cube-Pk-Reusable-Humane/dp/B000WB13QC/ref=pd_sbs_hg_1

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  3. ahh you are back..good one

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  4. I use the same mouse traps.. they r fun.... im in a sadistic frame of mind ryt now....

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  5. No, I think the trapped one is right now walking on a ramp :)

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  6. yea Kshitija Khade,next time try waxing with this wax....I am in a sadistic frame of mind too..!!!

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  7. And Swati....next time 1) Do not use the wax paper 2) If you use them, please pour little vegetable oil where the mouse is stuck and on the mouse, it negates the sticky wax and releases the mouse.

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  8. Good one....would recommend you to ASPCA.....I did see some roaches recently.......can you help?? ;-)

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  9. I got what you mean , thanks for posting .Woh I am happy to find this website through google. Five gallon bucket mouse trap

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