These are some of the questions, in no particular order that people ask me. So next time when we meet virtually or face to face and both of us are looking at our cellphones and thinking about the next thing to talk, you could take a pick from these questions. I have mastered most (99.99%) of the answers to these questions.So go ahead take your pick.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
HAVE YOU EVER CUT YOUR HAIR ?
WHAT TIME IS IT?
DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THESE JEGGINGS?
DO YOU WORSHIP COWS ?
WILL YOU TAKE MY PICTURE ?
HOW DO YOU SAY YOUR LAST NAME ?
WHY IS IT 2 CENTS WHILE GIVING INFORMATION AND A PENNY FOR A THOUGHT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE SAVED PENNY'S ?
CAN I BUY A VOWEL?
ARE WE THERE YET?
IF TRAIN A LEAVES THE STATION GOING 60 MILES PER HOUR AND TRAIN B LEAVES ONE HOUR LATER GOING 85 MILES PER HOUR, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TRAIN B TO CATCH UP WITH TRAIN A?
WHO?
WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
HAVE YOU EVER CUT YOUR HAIR ?
WHAT TIME IS IT?
DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THESE JEGGINGS?
DO YOU WORSHIP COWS ?
WILL YOU TAKE MY PICTURE ?
HOW DO YOU SAY YOUR LAST NAME ?
WHY IS IT 2 CENTS WHILE GIVING INFORMATION AND A PENNY FOR A THOUGHT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE SAVED PENNY'S ?
CAN I BUY A VOWEL?
ARE WE THERE YET?
IF TRAIN A LEAVES THE STATION GOING 60 MILES PER HOUR AND TRAIN B LEAVES ONE HOUR LATER GOING 85 MILES PER HOUR, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TRAIN B TO CATCH UP WITH TRAIN A?
WHO?
WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
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